29. Thomas DeCoud

You can tell he practiced this one.

28. Cam Newton

Starring in Superman: The Quest For TDs. (Yeah, that’s a Superman IV joke.)

27. E.J. Manuel

Simple, effective.

26. James Laurinaitis

Only when you sack Superman (a.k.a. Cam Newton) can you mock his signature move.

25. Knowshon Moreno

Rock, paper, TOUCHDOWN. (Moreno wins.)

24. Jimmy Graham

When a slam dunk becomes a seismic event.

23. Knowshon Moreno

I don’t know, but I’ve been told / A first down for Moreno.

22. Mike Tolbert

Please, Mike. Not in front of the kids.

21. T.Y. Hilton

Thank you, T.Y.

20. Joseph Fauria

Did this dance have to end? Sadly, yes.

19. Nickell Robey

Heads-up football, though not as Roger Goodell intended.

18. J.J. Watt

Would Dikembe Mutombo have made a good lineman?

17. Nick Hayden

Starting the car, maybe? No idea what this is.

16. Calvin Johnson

To see this in motion would’ve probably melted your brain. Best to keep it to still photography.

15. Philip Rivers

Like, who is he even talking to?

14. Mike Glennon

Just pure, goofy joy.

13. Chris Long

On Veterans Day, you salute the troops. True fact.

12. Matthew Stafford

It just gets weirder (and better) the more you watch.

11. Lance Moore

He could’ve done this for hours had no one intervened.

10. Muhammad Wilkerson

Someone’s thinking of Hawaii and the Pro Bowl.

9. Steve Smith

STEVE SMITH EATS OPPOSING CORNERBACKS FOR BREAKFAST*.

• possibly lunch — could be a soup/half-sandwich combo.

8. Brian Robison

Hook, line, and GOT ‘EM.

7. Tavon Austin

Best TerRio dance of the season, bar none.

6. Philip Rivers

The best part is when he gets to the sideline and has absolutely no idea what to do next. It’s mad and glorious.

5. Andre Brown & Brandon Jacobs

When an immovable object meets a misguided celebratory force.

4. Brandon Mebane

DO NOT STARE INTO THE NAVEL-Y ABYSS. MOVING ALONG NOW.

3. Joseph Fauria

Night fever, night fever / Fauria know how to do it!

2. Ricky Jean-Francois

This would be No. 1, except that the Colts were down 21 points when Jean-Francois practically acted out a seizure to celebrate this sack. Still, points for pure, flailing-limbed poetry.

1. David Wilson

We never saw it coming. We never saw it again. (He later left this game with a neck injury.) All hail David Wilson, who back-to-back-flipped his way into our hearts.